"Mom, I had this dream I was cooking and when I woke up I was just CRAAAAAAAAVING this meal. I dreamed all the ingredients, so all day I could hardly wait to make this meal because I was CRAAAAAAAVING it."
whole wheat pasta, a can or peas and carrots, tomato paste, seasonings and Parmesan cheese.
After a few bites, she realized her dream recipe should not be judged by the color of the ingredients, but by the contents' character.
EEWWWWWW! I double-dog dare you to take a bite!!!!!
After all, "waste not want not."
That wasn't a dream, that was a nightmare.
Amazing Grace's final comment, "But, Maw-uh-awM, I don't know what happened. It was so good in my dream!"
I wonder if this is how Rachel Ray got her start.